Tired of all the boring job junk you have to stuff into your brain, or just ready for some continuing adult education? Want to turn your attention to a REALLY interesting subject you'll definitely NEVER forget? Then join me this semester for Fancy's Intimacy 101 Program! Take a seat and learn all about female biology, toys, lubes, lotions, flavorings, positions, relaxation and extension techniques, sensual massage, and much more with hands-on lab work. I'm an experienced (aka over 40) erotic educator, with a 42C degree. Phonetic tongue-twisting exams will be necessary, and you'll never have so much fun cramming for a pop quiz!
Let's begin by seeing how well you test against my IIQ: Irresistible Irish Qualities. Let this redheaded, long-legged, pleasantly plump, shamelessly imaginative, sassy lassie of a teacher run you ragged with a sensual refresher course of 2 un-rushed hours for $350. Or we can proceed straight to the advanced adult curriculum of 3 relaxing hours for $450. A leisurely 5-hour seminal seminar over dinner and drinks can be arranged for $600. A full recess is provided, and you can expect to score highly with your teacher. As an enrollment incentive, take $50 off the aforementioned lesson plans!
I accept students aged 40+ who sign up at least 24 hours in advance. Rigid undergrad experience in my gown will result in a diploma of decadence and a permanent smile on record.
I'm available for homework or can meet you at the local library. Overnight study sessions may be necessary for those of you who need LOTS of individual attention to master...the subject. Also, this tactile teacher can be a VERY entertaining educational aid for a weekend spring break.
I have excellent report cards on several escort boards, and you can find excerpts and direct links to my reviews on my website, as well as a calendar showing my daily availability. Since Backpage no longer allows links in ads, just Google Fancyinheels and look for the phase "rare-companion" and you'll find it. If you like my program, please contact me at 936-232-8590, or though fancyinheels@yahoo.com. Lessons are available Tuesday through Saturday from noon to 9 p.m., unless the instructor is already tutoring. Trust me, this is one assignment where you'll WANT the "F" grade!
I'm also accredited with Preferred411 and Date-Check. I'll be delighted to hear from you, but please, no calls from private or blocked numbers, and sorry, I cannot respond to text messages. Also, I do not offer single hours, as frankly, lads, I just don't think that you can have a quality, unhurried study hall with your girlfriend in only 60 minutes. This is supposed to be enjoyable instructional relief from the rat race, not a race to the finish line! And if you're a bad lad, I'll make you stand in the corner at attention, er, detention.
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