Looking for a New Year’s Eve gig

Looking for a lucrative and interesting NYE gig.
I offer the following skill sets: • Comedy magician (stage or walk around closeup work) • DJ, karaoke jockey, trivia host • Audio/visual setup/strike • Private chef / bbq pit master • Bartender (basic skills), barback, cocktail base/mixer prep (TABC and ServSafe certified) • Dependable designated driver (I can drive your car, or I have a comfy minivan that seats five passengers) Can travel outside Houston if the rate is good, with a deposit.
If you have work that fits my skills, get in touch.